Marketing Operations !!!

hah. at last, something in my blog that is not that emo. hahah. so how am i going to start. erm. oh~ i join my UKM program called Pesta Ang Pau. it is really a grand program as all the chinese students in UKM are gather together to make this program a success!! although we do meet many many troubles wit our STUPID RACIST BLOODYFOOL JACKASS MIA TIMBALAN PENGETUA!! (whatever u can name it) who also the BASTARD who give me so so so many problems n unnecessary stress!! oops~~ sorry. being emotianal again. haha. sorry~

so today we have a event called Marketing Operation (MO). sound cool right the name. hahah. if we have Mafia Operation then it will definately even cooler!! hahah. oops~ run out of topic again. too excited already. hahah. basically we need to find sponsor for our program. i know it is going to be super duper tired n i got so much thing to do. haha. but to prove to the BASTARD TIMBALAN PENGETUA that we can, i become super bersemangat. (not really la~~ jz bossing around. haha) and also i want to win others in getting the most sponsor. hohoho. kiasu man me.

as u all know, finding sponsor is super hard man. u need to face the people reaction n attitude n on top of that, u are searching them under a HOT HOT sun. dehidrated man. kering liao. today searching was fun n not forgeting extremely tired. jz imagine u need to walk for about 3km (i think) n talk till u must vomit ur throat out man. hahah. but of cause we also have many great moments n unforgetable memories throughout the whole MO.

do u all want to know what is my 1st shop that im asking for sponsor? dream also i won't dream tio man. u all sure can't imagine that wan. hahah. it is the COFFIN SHOP sial. OMG! i was like............ zzzzzzzzzzz speechless. hahah. i look at my partner who also speechless at that time. both of us was like...

"want to go in ask ma?"
"u go in 1st la.."
"wei.. very scary le"

i'm telling u.. that coffin is so so so scary man. coffin is everywhere man. on ur right, left, front n back. (having goosebump now. haha) i forget to take the picture of it ad. paisey~ but it is so so freaky spooky n scary man!! hahah. seriously.. then i say "why don't we go in n have a try?". so in the end i went in, searching for the tauke. i was like..

"omg! i had been surrouded by coffin man!!"
"is the tauke live in the coffin?"
"will he suddenly open the coffin door n say what do u want" (i will shock to my feet man. hahah)

what a scary cat man me. but im not k. i seen ghost before. but surrouned by many coffins is totally a different feel man!! spooky sial!! hahah. u all should try it. hahah. believe me.. u will not dare to enter even a feet. hahahah.

so my partner, a cute girl(hehe) named Su Zen n i went in the coffin shop. we just want try our luck. since it is the coffin shop then i think the tauke will not sponsor that much. (hoping the tauke not very scray also. hahah). we saw the tauke in his office after travelling a "tunnel" surrounded by coffins!! hahah. the tauke is not as scary as i thought. he is an average 50's man. we approach him politely n he treat us politely too.

to our very surprise.... the tauke donated RM50 man!! omg!! what a great kick start for MO man. RM50 man! boast our semangat man. so we say thank u so so much n we leave the shop. we was so happy till we forget that we eventually using the "tunnel of coffins" to get out man. hahahah. todays lesson is "Don not judge the book by the cover" hahah. should change it to "D0 not judge the shop by how it LOOKS!" hahahah

then we, with the brand new semangat continue to find sponsor.. so here comes our dear Malaysian kerenah when we approach them for sponsors..... zzzzzzzz =.="

"tauke is not here. he will be back at 6pm"
"tauke is outstation le. i cant do anything"
"........................................ (do not want to say anything)" =.="
"(pretending to do their own thing n think that we wasn't there)" lagi zzzzzzzz... swt swt
"do u know that u are disturbing me?!" tio chuak me man. hahah.
"dowan dowan dowan dowan dowan dowan dowan dowan dowan.........dowan dowan dowan" =.="
before we speaks or even before we open our mouth then they say "DON'T WANT" zzzz

though we meet alot "nice" people..., we do meet alot generous which donate RM100 man!! the tauke is so so so nice. joke with us n love donating! so cool man!! he is also a very optimistic old man. asking our opinion n so on. n he also praise me that i got a nice voice to sing man. hohoho. (kembang man) why Malaysian cant be abit like them. save our energy. hahahah. thank u so much for ur donation!! there is many funny moment while we are finding donation. hahah. example...

tauke : wei. young man. come come donate donate!!
worker : tauke... u donate 1st then i donate..
tauke ; no no no. u all are young people. u must take the 1st step.
worker : no no tauke. u are tauke then u must donate 1st
~~~~~they continue tauke here tauke there, worker here worker there~~~~~
~~~~~at last worker lost. hahha~~~~~
worker : ok i donate more. i must donate more too.
tauke : ok. i donate more then u RM1. u also must add another RM1.

so they continue to add add add n we was at the side n wish more more more donation. hahahah. so ended up they increase from RM20 to RM35. cool!!! hahahah. thanks to them, putting up a funny scene for us n also donate us money.

there is 1 tauke i really sanjung him tinggi tinggi n banyak banyak sial!! hahahahah. i cant stop laughing thinking about him. hahahah.

this optician tauke was standng outside his shop. he with his tauke style was waiting for any incoming customer. then my group consist of 8people (i'm the only guy. haizz. mana pergi semua laki laki ni.... dah nak pupus le. hei not bad. that make us special. hahahahah). so i acidently saw that the tauke noticed us already. n i saw him rush into his shop. so i went in the shop with my partner.. do u know what we saw..... the tauke was pretending to be customer n act so innocent in "choosing his specs", ignoring us. wahahahah. walau.. i mean, u no need to avoid us till like that ma. hahahaha. but i truly like his idea of pretending a customer man. so creative. i should do it when i have my own shop. hahahaha. (cant not stop laughing. hahhah).

so in the end my partner n i got RM350. what can i say. me, the talented n trilling one n my partner, the cute n charming wan. hahahah. so add in our group, total up RM801 (the RM1 is syiling that 1 customer dowan already) swt... WELL DONE to us man!! hahah.. but if there is another MO, i choose not to go cause my feet now is like flat n bengkak. hahah. that's all for now. cheers. important is.... believe in karma n u will see a brighter side of your pain. hahah. gud luck n have a nice day!! smiles X)